But Absalom sen messenjas secret kine by all da ohanas inside Israel fo tell, “Wen you guys hear da noise from da sheep horn trumpet, den tell, ‘Hebron side, Absalom wen come oua king!’ ”
Bumbye, afta David pau cry fo Saul an Jonathan, David aks Da One In Charge, “Time awready fo me an my guys move house ova dea to one a da Judah ohana towns, o wat?” Da One In Charge tell um, “Shoots.” David aks, “Wat town, aah?” Da One In Charge tell, “Hebron.”
Dey go up thru da Negev, an come Hebron town, wea Ahiman, Sheshai, an Talmai live, dat come from Anak. (Da Anak ohana guys wen build Hebron seven year befo somebody wen build Zoan town Egypt side.)
If you tink lidat, make shua you guys make king, ony da guy dat yoa God, Da One In Charge, pick. He gotta be one a yoa braddah guys. No go pick one guy from some odda place dat not one Israel guy.
“Try aks all da men Shekem side, ‘Az mo betta fo you guys get all seventy Jerub-Baal boys fo yoa leadas? O mo betta ony one guy?’ No foget, us ohana, aah?!”