Den David tell um, “You da guy fo get da blame! Wat you tell, no good fo you, cuz you awready tell me dat you da guy wen kill da king dat God wen pick!” So David tell one a his young army guys fo come. He tell um, “Go kill dis guy!” So David guy kill da Amalek guy.
Az why from now some a da peopo dat goin come from you goin get kill wit swords, an dat goin happen fo long time! Az cuz you wen ack jalike I no matta, an you wen take Uriah wife fo come yoa wife.’
So David tell his army guys fo kill dem, an dey kill um. Dey cut off dea hands an feets an hang up dea bodies by da watta place Hebron side. But dey take Ish-Boshet head an bury um inside Abner tomb Hebron side.
Somebody tell King Solomon, “Joab wen run to da Tent Fo No Foget Da Deal Wit Da One In Charge. Now he stay by da altar fo nobody go kill him!” Den Solomon tell Benaiah, Jehoiada boy, fo go ova dea. Solomon tell um, “Go. Wipe out Joab.”
Da King tell Benaiah, “Go kill Joab, jalike he tell, an bury him, so dat me an my faddah peopo no goin get da blame. Cuz Joab wen make plenny peopo bleed an mahke, fo no reason.
But Samuel tell, “Jalike you wen use yoa sword so dat da wahines no mo dea kids, Now, yoa muddah goin come one a da wahines dat no mo kids.” So Samuel wack Agag wit his sword an chop um up, right dea in front Da One In Charge, Gilgal side.