Wen Elijah stay on da road fo go Samaria side, King Ahab tell his worka guy Obadiah fo come by him. (Obadiah stay in charge a Ahab palace, an he one guy dat get awesome respeck fo Da One In Charge.
Wen Obadiah walk down da road, Elijah meet him. Obadiah see Elijah an know dass him. So Obadiah go down on top da groun fo show respeck, an he tell Elijah, “Eh, az you fo real, my boss, Elijah?!”
Obadiah tell, “Wat I wen do wrong, fo me gotta do dis?! Cuz if I do wat you tell me fo do, az jalike you set me up so my boss Ahab goin kill me fo shua!
So pay erybody wat you gotta pay. Pay da tax guys all da taxes you gotta pay. All da peopo you gotta respeck, inside you, respeck dem fo real kine. Make shua da peopo dass importan, you show um dey importan.