Cuz today, Adonijah wen make one sacrifice wit plenny bulls, an cows dat peopo make um fat, an sheeps too. He wen tell all da King boys, an General Joab dat stay in charge a da army, an Abiatar da pries guy, fo come by him. An you know wat? Right now, dey stay dea in front him, an dey eating an drinking plenny. Dey tell, ‘Us like King Adonijah live long time!’