Layta Jesus show up by his eleven guys wen dey stay eating. He scold um, cuz dey neva trus wat da oddas tell an dey real hard head. Dey no like tink az fo real kine wat da odda peopo tell, da ones dat wen see him afta he come back alive.
Den he bring Simon to Jesus. Jesus look at um an tell, “You Simon, an yoa faddah John, aah? but not da Baptiza guy. From now peopo goin call you ‘Cefas.’ ” (Dat mean “Peter,” o “Da Rock,” in dea language.)
Dis how I figga. Soun jalike you guys talk lidis: One guy tell dis, “Me, I stay tight wit Paul!” Anodda guy tell, “Me, I stay tight wit Apollos!” An anodda guy tell, “Me, I stay tight wit Peter!” An dis odda guy tell, “Me, I stay tight wit Christ!”
Me an Apollos an Peter, we stay fo you guys! An da whole world stay fo you guys, no matta you alive o mahke! Eryting dat stay happen right now, an eryting dat goin happen layta—eryting stay fo you guys!
You no tink we get da right fo take oua Christian wife wit us wen we go some odda place, o wat? Da odda guys God sen all ova da place, dey do dat, you know, even da Boss braddah guys an Peter.