Me, Da One In Charge, I wen work six days fo make da sky an da earth an da ocean, an all da tings inside dem. But da Numba Seven Day, I res. Dass why I tell da Res Day good, an I make um spesho fo me.
“You, Da One In Charge, you da Boss! Fo shua you da One wen make da sky an da world, cuz you strong an you no sked use yoa powa. I know, no mo notting stay too hard fo you fo do.
Dis fo shua: Da peopo dat stay agains you, Da One In Charge, Dey goin come mahke die dead! Da ones dat stay do wass wrong, Dey goin run away all ova da place!
Me, dis how I wen figga: “Dis da bestes time a my life, An now I gotta go inside da gate Fo da Mahke Peopo Place, o wat?! Az fo real, o wat, dat God set me up Fo take away da life I get fo live ova hea?!”