13 Da guy dat too lazy fo go work, he tell, “Get one wild lion outside dea! Outside, on top da road!”
Da kine guy dat too lazy fo go work tell, “Get lion outside dea!” O he tell, “I no goin go outside on da street, Bumbye somebody goin kill me!”
Da lazy buggahs, dey ony like sleep plenny, Az why dey no mo notting fo eat.
Da lazy buggah, eryting he do, Jalike get keawe thorn. Da guy dat do da right ting all da time, Eryting he do, stay easy.
Eh, you lazy buggah! Go look da ants. See how dey do stuff, So den you know wat fo do erytime.
An den, I come real sked, an I hide yoa money inside one hole undaneat da groun. Hea, all yoa money I wen keep fo you.’