Dey run fas fo do bad kine stuff. Dey real quick fo kill peopo Dat neva do notting bad. Dey ony tink bout How fo do bad kine stuff. Ery place dey go, Dey broke up eryting.
But if we do da wrong tings, an dat show erybody dat fo real kine God stay do da right tings, den wat bout dat? We goin tell God do wrong wen he punish us, o wat? (Dass how some peopo talk, you know.)
Saul throw his spear fo pin David to da wall jalike da las time. David move fas an dodge um, an Saul throw da spear inside da wall. Dat same nite, David get outa dea an bag fo good.
So dis wat us guys gotta do: Firs, we go kill um. Den we throw da body inside one a da big holes dat get aroun hea. Den we tell oua faddah, ‘One wild animal wen eat um!’ Den we see wat goin happen wit da kine stuff he stay dream!”