14 But you know wat?! How dey goin aks him fo help um if dey no trus him? An how dey goin trus him if dey neva hear notting bout him? An how dey goin hear bout him if nobody eva tell um bout him?
An den, da right time, he sen some guys all ova fo talk to da peopo, fo show dem eryting he like tell. An he sen me too. God wen trus me fo talk to da peopo lidat. God, he da One dat take us outa da bad kine stuff.
An you know, whoeva no trus God, dey no can make God stay good inside. Cuz whoeva like come tight wit God, dey gotta stay shua dat God stay fo real. An if dey like know him fo real kine, dey gotta stay shua dat God goin give um someting spesho fo dat.
An wen da leada guys pray an trus Da One In Charge, dat goin make da sick guy come good. Da One In Charge goin make him get up. If he wen do someting bad, Da One In Charge goin let um go fo dat, an hemo da shame fo him.
Still yet, Da One In Charge, he wen back me up an make me strong! He like me fo tell da peopo eryting bout him, dass why. All da diffren peopos wen hear wat I tell um. An Da One In Charge wen take me out from dat place, jalike from inside da lion mout.
But da tings I wen write, I write um so you guys goin stay shua fo real kine dat Jesus da Christ Guy, da Spesho Guy God Wen Sen, an he God Boy. Wen you guys trus him, you goin live foeva fo real kine cuz you his guys.
He tell um, “You guys wen get da Good An Spesho Spirit fo take charge a you wen you wen trus God, o wat?” Dey tell, “Us neva even hear bout da Good An Spesho Spirit befo dis.”
Dass how Jesus stay, an dass why God like do good tings fo us guys. Cuz a dat he stay sen us guys all ova da place, cuz he like all da peopos from diffren places fo trus him an live da way he tell um fo live. An me, I like do dat fo dem know who Christ.
Da saila guys, dey real sked a Da One In Charge, cuz he fo real, an dey like show him plenny respeck. So dey kill one animal fo make one sacrifice fo him, an dey make plenny strong kine promise, wat dey goin do fo him bumbye.
Da saila guys, dey plenny sked. All dem yell fo help to dea gods. Dey throw out da stuffs from da boat fo make um not so heavy, an mo easy fo handle. All dat time, Jonah stay down inside da bottom part a da boat. He lay down inside dea fo sleep an pass out.
Christ go by you guys dat no stay tight wit God befo time an da peopo dat stay tight wit him. An he tell all you guys dis Good Kine Stuff From God. He tell, “Now you guys can come pono wit each odda!”