2 Sanballat an Geshem sen somebody fo tell me, “Go come fo meet us, in one small town Ono Valley side.” But I know dey stay make one plan fo do someting bad to me.
My peopo come yoa house an go inside. Dey sit down in front you an hear wat you tell. But dey no do wat you tell! Dey ony talk bout sex, an inside dem dey like rip off peopo fo get eryting fo ony dem.
Ishmael an his ten guys get up an jump Gedaliah wit dea swords an kill um. Gedaliah, you know, he da guy dat da Babylon king wen pick fo stay in charge a da land.
An I stay tink bout all da hard work an eryting dat peopo stay do. An how come dey do um? Fo shua, cuz one guy tink he do someting mo betta den some odda guy do um. Dat no make sense too. Dey chase afta da wind.
Wen Abner come back Hebron side, Joab take him inside one small security guard room by da gate. He make jalike he like talk to Abner, jus dem two inside one quiet place. But fo pay back Abner fo kill Joab braddah Asahel, Joab stab Abner in da belly, an he mahke.
I sen some guys by dem fo tell um, “I get one big job fo do ova hea. Az why I no can go ova dea. No good I leave da job fo go by you guys an da work stop.”