“Eh, you guys from da Israel ohana, lissen! I like tell you bout Jesus, da guy from Nazaret town. God show dat Jesus fo real, cuz God give him powa, an he do all kine awesome stuff dat show who him. An you guys know dis fo real kine, cuz he do um right hea by you guys.
Wen da Pharisee guy dat tell um fo come see dat, he tink, “Eh, if dis guy was one guy dat talk fo God fo real kine, den he know wat kine wahine stay touch him. He know she one wahine dat do bad kine stuff.”
Bummahs! fo da peopo inside Jerusalem town, Da town dat get da spesho name Ariel! Da town wea King David an his army guys Wen make camp befo he take ova da town. Year afta year, you Jerusalem peopo, Still make da spesho religious kine time!
Da peopo dat no mo respeck fo nobody Cuz dey tink dey know eryting, Dey no like wen peopo tell dem dey wrong. Dey no goin go By da peopo dat know wat fo do erytime, Fo aks dem fo help.
But da Main Pries guys an da teachas dat teach da Rules From God hear dat. Dey try figga out how fo kill him. Dey sked a him, cuz da tings he teach, blow da peopo mind.