24 “Make shua you try hard fo get God fo yoa king! You know, dass jalike you gotta go by him thru one skinny door. Plenny peopo goin try fo go inside dea, but no can.
So den, my braddahs an sistahs, go all out mo den befo time fo show dat God wen pick you guys. He wen tell you fo come be his guys, an you guys wen do um. Now, make shua you guys live lidat. Den you guys no goin come all jam up, eva.
My peopo come yoa house an go inside. Dey sit down in front you an hear wat you tell. But dey no do wat you tell! Dey ony talk bout sex, an inside dem dey like rip off peopo fo get eryting fo ony dem.
No go work ony fo da kine food dat bumbye come no good. Work fo da kine food dat las long time an make you guys live to da max foeva! I da Fo Real Kine Guy, an I give you guys dat kine life, cuz God da Faddah give me da right fo do dat.”
Dey donno wat God wen do awready fo make us guys get um right wit him. Cuz a dat, dey try fo get um right wit God how dey like, an dass why dey no like lissen wen he tell um how fo get um right wit him.
Jesus tell da Pharisee guys one mo time, “I goin go away, an you guys goin look fo me. Da place I goin go, you guys no can go dea. But you guys goin get cut off from God foeva cuz a all da bad kine stuff you guys stay do.”
Wen you guys put up yoa hands fo pray to me I goin look da odda way. No matta you pray long time, I no goin lissen. Yoa hands stay dirty all ova From da blood a da peopo you wen kill.
“From da firs time John Da Baptiza Guy start fo teach till now, da peopo dat get God fo dea king stay come mo an mo strong. An get guys dat like beef fo take um ova.
Da peopo dat no mo respeck fo nobody Cuz dey tink dey real smart, Dey try learn wat fo do, but dey no can. But da peopo dat undastan awready, Easy fo dem learn stuff.
Eh guys! I get plenny love an aloha fo you guys! But I goin stay wit you guys ony short time moa. Den you guys goin look fo me, but jalike I wen tell da Jew leada guys, I tell you guys now, ‘Da place wea I goin go, you guys no can go dea.’
Wen dey come back by Joshua, dey tell um, “No need sen all da army guys agains Ai. Cuz ony get litto bit guys ova dea. Ony need two o three tousan guys fo win ova um. No need make all da peopo come all had it.”
Cuz you know, sometimes one angel guy from Da One In Charge go down inside da watta an make um move. Afta dat, da firs guy dat go inside da watta, he come good from wateva kine sick he get.]