Jehoiakim twenny-five year ol wen he come king, an he stay da king inside Jerusalem eleven year. He do bad kine stuff, da way his God, Da One In Charge, see him.
All da army captains, All da odda kine importan peopo, All da akamai guys dat tell da peopo wat fo do, All da guys dat get da smarts fo make real nice tings wit dea hands, An all da guys dat undastan how fo make magic.
Da ones dat give my peopo presha, Dey stay ack jalike dey young kids. My peopo get wahines in charge a dem. Lissen, my peopo, Da ones dat tell you guys wea fo go, Dey stay take you guys da wrong way. Dey stay jam up you guys plenny, So you donno wea da right way fo go.
Anodda time, Da One In Charge tell dis: “Cuz da wahines inside Jerusalem, Dey ack high makamaka, Dey walk an hold up dea neck sexy kine. Dey check out guys wit dea eye. Dey walk jalike dey fashion models. Dey wear jangly kine jewel on top dea feets an ankles.
Cuz a dat, Da One In Charge come real huhu wit da Jerusalem peopo an da Judah peopo. So he throw dem outa da place he stay. Den Zedekiah fight fo no let da Babylon king stay in charge a da Judah peopo.