Da king come all bum out, cuz den he know Absalom mahke. He go up inside da room ova da town gate an cry plenny. Wen he stay going, he tell, “Bummahs! My boy, Absalom! My boy, my boy, Absalom! Mo betta I wen mahke, an not you! Bummahs! My boy, my boy, Absalom!”
Same time, David, he stay go up da Olive Ridge, an stay crying wen he go. He cova his head fo show he shame an he walk barefeet. All da peopo wit him cova dea head too an stay cry wen dey go.
Den Joab go by da king inside da house wea he stay, an tell, “Eh! Wassup?! Today, you wen make all yoa army guys come shame! Dey jus now make shua you stay alive! Dass why you, an yoa boys an girls, an yoa wifes an odda kine wifes, all stay alive too.