Wen David come back his palace inside Jerusalem, he take his ten odda kine wifes, da ones he wen leave fo take kea da palace, an he put dem inside anodda house wit guys fo guard dem. He take kea dem, but he no sleep wit dem no moa. Dey stay inside dea till dey mahke, jalike dey widows.
Eh! No do wat da peopo nowdays stay tell you fo do! Mo betta, you guys let God make you guys tink diffren kine inside, fo you tink diffren bout eryting. Den you can figga wat God like you fo do. An da ting God like you fo do, stay good, make God stay good inside, an erytime stay perfeck.
“Dis wat Da One In Charge tell: ‘Wat I goin do, I goin make real bad kine stuff happen to you. Goin come from inside yoa ohana. I goin take away yoa wifes wen you stay watching, an I goin give dem to one guy dat stay nea you. He goin make sex wit yoa wifes day time, wen erybody can see.
Right den an dea, Abigail make ready fo go. She take five helpa girls go wit her. She ride one donkey, an go wit da messenja guys from David. Den she come his wife.
But Absalom, da one us guys wen pour olive oil on top um fo make him come da king, he mahke awready in da war. So now, how come all you guys no talk notting fo bring back David fo be oua king one mo time?”