Da king come all bum out, cuz den he know Absalom mahke. He go up inside da room ova da town gate an cry plenny. Wen he stay going, he tell, “Bummahs! My boy, Absalom! My boy, my boy, Absalom! Mo betta I wen mahke, an not you! Bummahs! My boy, my boy, Absalom!”
David worka guys aks him, “How come you make lidis? Cuz wen da bebe stay alive, you skip food fo pray, an you cry. But now he mahke, how come you get up an eat?!”
Absalom run fas, an go by Talmai. (Talmai faddah, Ammihud, dass da king fo Geshur.) An ery day, King David show he stay sad inside cuz a his mahke boy Amnon.