Wen Abner come back Hebron side, Joab take him inside one small security guard room by da gate. He make jalike he like talk to Abner, jus dem two inside one quiet place. But fo pay back Abner fo kill Joab braddah Asahel, Joab stab Abner in da belly, an he mahke.
Da king tell, “No, my boy. No good all us guys go dea, cuz we no like make mo work fo you.” No matta Absalom try fo make him go, da king no like go. But he aks God fo do good tings fo Absalom.
Az why dis wat Da One In Charge, da God Ova All Da Armies, tell: “Look! I goin tes dem Jalike wen peopo melt metal fo tes if stay good o no good. Dass da ony ting I can do! Cuz I get love an aloha fo my peopo. But dey wen go do plenny bad kine stuff!