Den Saul pray to Da One In Charge, “You, da God fo da Israel peopo! Show who neva do notting bad, an who wen do someting bad!” Den dey pull straw, an Jonathan an Saul get da blame, an da army guys stay good.
Den Saul aks Jonathan, “Wat you wen do?!” So Jonathan tell him, “I ony taste litto bit honey dat stay on top my stick fo walk, on da end. So jus cuz a dat, I gotta mahke, o wat?!”
Da saila guys, dey tell each odda, “Eh, good fo us guys fo find out who da guy dat wen make one god mad, fo dis bad ting come to us guys. We go pull straw fo find out who him, aah?” Dey pull straw, an Jonah, he da one lose.
Den Joshua tell da Zimri ohana fo come one guy afta anodda guy, an he pick Akan, Karmi boy. Karmi, Zimri boy, an Zimri, Zerah boy, all dem from da Judah ohana.