9 Abimelek tell Isaac fo come by him. He tell, “Da wahine, she yoa wife, aah? How come you wen tell she yoa sistah?!” Isaac tell um, “Cuz I sked somebody goin kill me an take her away, az why!”
Abimelek tell, “No good, how you make to us guys! Maybe one a oua guys take yoa wife an sleep wit her, an den God go punish all us guys cuz a wat you wen do!”
Long time afta dey go Gerar, da Abimelek guy dass da king fo da Filisha peopo, he stay look down from da window, an he spock Isaac an his wife Rebecca fooling aroun.
Jesus tell him, “I stay wit you guys long time, an you still yet donno who me, Philip? Whoeva see me, dey see my Faddah. So how come you tell, ‘Show us yoa Faddah’?
Den Peter tink wat wen happen, an he figga, “Now I know dis not one dream! Dis fo real! Da One In Charge sen his angel guy fo get me outa King Herod powa, an from all da stuff da Jew guys plan fo do to me.”