“ ‘An you guys from Capernaum town, You tink God goin bring you guys up in da sky, o wat? No way! Mo like he goin throw you guys down dea inside Hell.’ “Cuz if I wen do awesome stuff wit my powa fo da Sodom guys jalike I do fo you guys, still yet Sodom town stay hea.
So da captain fo da army guys an his guys dat guard Jesus, dey see da groun stay shaking. Dey see all da stuff dat happen. Az why dey come real sked, an tell, “Fo shua, dis was God Boy!”
Wen dey stretch him out fo whip him real hard, Paul tell da captain dat stay dea, “Dis okay in da rules fo da Rome peopo? Fo you whip one guy dat get da same rights jalike da Rome peopo? Even one guy dat neva do notting wrong?”
Den da main captain tell two a his captains fo come, an tell um, “Get ready two hundred army guys, an seventy guys riding horse, an two hundred guys wit spears fo go Cesarea nine clock tonite.
But da captain like take Paul outa dea alive, az why he neva let da army guys take ova da prisonas. He tell da guys dat can swim fo jump ova inside da ocean firs an swim to da land.