Had one guy Simon from Cyrene town. Alexander an Rufus, Simon dea faddah. He stay come inside Jerusalem. So da army guys tell him he gotta carry Jesus cross.
Den dey take Jesus away. One guy name Simon from Cyrene stay come from da countryside. Da army guys grab him, put da cross on top him, an make him carry um behind Jesus.
Christ wen get choke love an aloha fo erybody. Dass why us guys like do wat we gotta do. Us know fo shua dat he da One wen mahke fo all da peopo. An cuz a dat, jalike erybody wen stay mahke die dead!