Jesus, he born Betlehem town, Judea side. Herod, he da king dat time. An you know wat? Had dese smart guys dat know plenny bout da stars. Dey come Jerusalem town from one far place, from da east side. Dey tell,
All da peopo from Judea side an Jerusalem town, dey go da boonies fo lissen John. Dey tell um fo real kine all da bad kine stuff dey wen do, an he baptize um inside da Jordan Riva.
“Had da Rules Moses wen write down, an da stuff da guys dat talk fo God wen write down, till John Da Baptiza come. Afta dat us guys tell da Good Stuff bout how peopo can get God fo dea king, an erybody push each odda fo come close, cuz dey like get God fo be dea king.
So he go all ova da place aroun da Jordan Riva, an tell da peopo, “You guys, you gotta come sorry an no do all da bad kine stuff you stay do now, an no do um no moa, an get baptize. Den God goin let all you guys go an hemo yoa shame fo all da bad kine stuff you stay do.”
Plenny peopo go ova dea fo John baptize um. He tell, “Eh! You guys no good, jalike one snake ohana! Who tell you guys fo run away from da bad tings dat goin happen? Cuz God had it wit all da bad kine stuff you do. He goin punish you guys fo dat!