I do wateva I like do, an no mo nobody can tell me how I gotta ack. But you know wat? Jalike I wen come jalike one slave guy fo erybody tell me wat fo do. Wen I make lidat, I can help plenny mo peopo fo know God, az why.
You tink dem guys work fo Christ? No ways! Stupid, I talk lidis! Cuz me, I work way mo hard den dem. I wen stay inside jail mo plenny. Da odda guys wen whip me mo hard. An plenny times me, I almos wen mahke.
Eh, my braddahs an sistahs, God let you guys go, but dat no mean you get da right fo make any kine how you like. Mo betta, kokua each odda cuz you guys get plenny love an aloha fo each odda.