An Jesus tell, “Az right! An I tell you, I da Fo Real Kine Guy. Wen eryting come new, an wen I sit on top my awesome throne, you guys dat stay my guys right now, goin sit down on top twelve thrones an be da judges fo da peopo inside da twelve Israel ohanas.
Den Jesus go way from dea. He spock one guy name Matthew, dat stay inside da tax place fo colleck money fo da govmen. Jesus tell um, “Go come wit me! Be one a my guys!” Den Matthew get up, an go wit him.
Den he walk away from dea, an he spock Levi. (Levi faddah name Alfeus.) Levi stay by da tax place fo colleck money fo da govmen. Jesus tell him, “Eh! Go come be my guy!” Levi stan up an go wit him.
He tell his faddah, ‘Eh, wat you stay do! I wen work fo you jalike one slave, plenny years! I neva go agains you wen you tell me fo do someting! You neva give me notting! You neva even give me one bebe goat fo make party wit my frenz!
So, wat? You guys tink you diffren from all da odda peopo? Eryting you guys get, God give um to you. So den, wen you guys get da stuffs, how come you guys get big head, jalike you guys da ones go get um an God neva help you?
Dat time, da Levi guys neva make diffren kine Even to dea faddah an muddah guys. Dey neva even let go dea braddahs, O even dea kids. Cuz dey make shua fo do wat you tell, Da One In Charge, An dey watch ova da deal you wen make wit da peopo.
But you know wat? I tink eryting ony wase time. Cuz now, I know fo real kine Da One In Charge a me, Jesus Christ! An dass mo betta! I wen lose eryting cuz I his guy, you know. An I figga, all dat kine stuff I jus wen talk bout, ony bullshit! Cuz I like come real tight wit Christ.