Had one time was da Jew Res Day, an Jesus an his guys walk thru da fields wea dey grow da wheat. His guys was real hungry. Dey pick litto bit wheat fo eat.
Den he tell dem, “If da Res Day, an one a you guys get one boy o one cow dat fall down inside one deep watta hole, you goin pull um out real fas, o wat? No matta da Res Day, aah?”