Cuz da stupid kine guys Dat ack jalike God no matta, Dey talk stupid kine stuff. Dey tink plenny bout how fo make trouble. Az why, wateva God like, dey no like um. Az why dey teach Da wrong kine stuff bout Da One In Charge. Az why dey make shua Da hungry guy no get notting fo eat, An dey no let da guy dat stay thirsty Get notting fo drink.