9 Afta get light da firs day in da week, wen Jesus come back alive, he show up firs by Mary from Magdala. (Her da one, befo time Jesus wen make seven bad kine spirits no bodda her no moa.)
Get some wahines stay standing far fo watch eryting dat happen. Had Mary from Magdala, anodda Mary dat get two boys (da younga James an Joses), an Salome.
Mary da Magdala wahine, Joanna, James muddah Mary, an da odda wahines dat wen go wit dem, dey tell all dis stuff to da guys dat Jesus was goin sen all ova da place.
An befo time Jesus make some wahines come good from da bad kine spirits an all kine sick. Dey all go too: Mary da Magdala wahine, dat had seven bad kine spirits dat take ova her befo time, but Jesus make um no bodda her no moa.
She spock two angel guys wit white clotheses. Dey sit ova dea wea Jesus body wen stay befo time, one by wea da head wen stay, an da odda by wea da feets wen stay.
Da firs day a da week, we all meet togedda fo broke da bread fo no foget Jesus. Paul teach da peopo. Cuz he like go way da nex day, he talk till da middo a da nite.