Jesus see choke plenny peopo, az why he go litto bit up da mountain. He sit down dea fo teach, an da guys he wen pick fo teach um come by him fo lissen.
Dis da numba three time I stay go ova dea fo see you guys. Da Bible tell, “Fo show proof someting, gotta get two o three odda guys dat show proof da same ting. Dass how gotta make um in front da judge.”
Wen Jesus stay hea inside da world, he pray real hard, an he cry real loud, cuz he know dat God can take him outa dea fo him no gotta mahke. An God lissen him, cuz Christ all da time show him respeck, an ony do wat God tell um fo do.
Me an my frenz wen tell you guys awready bout Da One In Charge a us guys, Jesus Christ, an how plenny powa he goin get wen he come back, aah? Not was jus one bulai kine story dat us guys like tell. We wen tell you guys ony wat we wen see! Az why we know how awesome Jesus stay cuz he da King!