“ ‘Eh! Pharaoh King! Fo shua no mo anodda tree inside Eden mo awesome den you! But you know wat? Goin get armies bring you down too jalike da Eden trees fo go undaneat da groun. You goin lay dea wit da peopos dat no mo da mark fo show dat dey God peopo, an wit da ones get kill wit swords. All dis jalike one picha bout you, King Pharaoh! You da one dat make tantaran! Dat big tree, az you, you know!’ Az wat me Da One In Charge, da Boss, tell.”