“You guys know how da food need salt fo stay good long time. Same ting, da peopo all ova da world need you guys. But if da salt no do wat suppose to do, how you goin make um do wat suppose to do one mo time? No can! Dat kine salt no good. Ony good fo throw da salt outside wea da peopo walk.
Weneva you guys talk, no talk any kine—talk wit aloha. An no talk ony bout da junk kine stuff. Dass jalike food dat no mo taste. Talk bout da kine good stuff. Dass jalike food dat stay ono, cuz get salt fo taste! Eh! Good fo know how fo talk to any kine guy.