But da tings I wen write, I write um so you guys goin stay shua fo real kine dat Jesus da Christ Guy, da Spesho Guy God Wen Sen, an he God Boy. Wen you guys trus him, you goin live foeva fo real kine cuz you his guys.
Befo time odda braddahs teach him bout Da One In Charge, az Jesus. Apollos talk wit plenny powa. Da stuff he know bout Jesus, he teach um good. But he ony know bout wat John Da Baptiza Guy wen teach.
But wen I come togedda wit God peopo fo church, mo betta I tell ony litto bit fo da peopo undastan, an fo me teach dem stuff. Dass mo betta den if I use uku pile a words wen I stay talk one diffren kine language dat dey no undastan, aah?