Maybe yoa God, Da One In Charge, hear eryting da territorial govna guy from Assyria wen tell. His boss, da Assyria king, wen sen him ova hea fo make fun a Da God Dat Stay Alive, an he stay talk bad bout him. Maybe Da One In Charge goin punish him cuz a wat he wen tell. Az why I aks you, Isaiah, fo pray fo all us guys dat still stay alive.”