“Az why, if you like, sen out dis rule, an tell yoa peopo fo write um inside da rules fo Persia an Media. Den no mo nobody can change da rule: Vashti no goin eva come one mo time wea King Xerxes stay. Den you goin make anodda wahine da queen. Goin be somebody mo betta den Vashti dat goin lissen wat her husban tell.