He tell Amnon, “Eh, you da king boy! So! How come ery morning you look mo an mo depress? Wassup?!” Amnon tell um, “You know Tamar, Absalom sistah, aah? I get da hots fo her.”
But you know wat?! Wen we stop burn incense fo da Queen Inside Da Sky, an pour out da drink offering fo her, us no mo notting, an mo an mo peopo mahke cuz a da war an cuz no mo food!”
Dey grumble bout God an Moses. Dey tell, “How come you bring us guys outa Egypt? Fo make us mahke inside da boonies, o wat?! No mo bread! No mo watta! An us hate dis no good kine manna food!”