You Judah guys get plenny towns an plenny gods, jalike get one god fo ery town. An you Jerusalem guys put up plenny sacrifice places fo make one shame kine sacrifice, an dose sacrifice places fo da shame kine god Baal, jalike you guys get one sacrifice place fo ery street inside Jerusalem.’
All dose peopos, dey neva dump dea gods dat dey get from befo time. No matta da gods dey get, dey not gods fo real. But my peopo, dey wen bag from me, Da God dat make dem come awesome, Fo go pray to idol kine gods dat good fo notting!
So, now! Wea da gods stay, Dat you guys wen make fo you?! Let um come, if dey can get you guys outa trouble. Cuz you Judah guys get plenny gods, aah? Jalike you get one god fo ery town!”
So wen all da peopo come togedda, Pilate aks um, “Who you guys like me let go fo you? You like Barabbas? O you like Jesus da guy dey call da Christ Guy, da one dey tell God wen sen um?”
Cuz oua God, dass Da One In Charge a us, he da real God mo den all da odda gods, an he da real Boss mo importan den all da odda bosses. He da big an strong God, an you betta be sked a him. He no make to one guy mo betta den da odda guy, an you no can pay him fo make him do spesho stuff fo peopo.
He da guy dat goin go agains all da religious kine stuff, an go agains all da diffren tings dat peopo call gods. He goin tell he mo betta den dose gods. He even goin take ova God temple an tell he da real God.