“Oona jes like salt fa all people. Bot ef de salt done loss e taste, ain no way ya kin mek um git e good taste back, ainty? Dat salt dey ain good fa nottin, cep chunk um out.
Wen oona da taak wid um, taak een a way wa gwine mek um glad fa yeh ya wod an wa gwine mek um wahn fa yeh mo. An ya gwine come fa know how fa ansa ebry one ob um.