Ai bilangz tu di Laad Jeezas, ahn sayka dat, Ai noa dat no food noh deh weh noh rait fi eet. Bot if sohnbadi bileev dat ih noh rait fi eet sohnting, den ih noh rait fi da persn fi eet it.
Kaa fi bee paat a Gaad kingdom noh ga notn fi du wid ting weh wi eet er ting weh wi jrink. Gaad kingdom da bowt how wi fi liv schrayt ahn peesabl wid peepl, ahn bowt di jai weh di Hoali Spirit put eena wi haat.
Dehn wahn di tel peepl seh ih noh rait fi marid ahn ih noh rait fi eet sertn kaina food. Bot Gaad mek dehn food deh fi eet. Ahn peepl weh bileev eena Krais ahn noa weh chroo, dehn kud eet eni food afta dehn pray ahn tel Gaad tanks.
Fi peepl weh ga wahn kleen haat, dehn si evriting az kleen, bot fi peepl weh noh ga kleen haat, dehn si evriting az doti. Dehn main aal korop ahn dehn kanshans noh eevn noa wen dehn di du eevl.
Noh mek aal kaina difrent teechin di fool unu op. Ih beta fi geh schrent fahn di grays a Gaad dahn fahn aala dehn roolz bowt food, weh noh help non a dehn wan weh fala dehn.
Dehn boas bowt dehnself wid werdz weh no meen notn. Dehn yooz dehn doti kaina laif fi chrap dehn wan weh jos mi-di chrai get weh fahn liv da kaina laif deh.