He would add, “I wish someone would make me judge in the land. Then anyone who had a case to be tried could come to me, and I would make sure that he got justice.”
When anyone approached him and bowed down, Absalom would reach out, take hold of him, and kiss him.
Do not brag about yourself in front of a king or stand in the spot that belongs to notable people,
Praise should come from another person and not from your own mouth, from a stranger and not from your own lips.
They promise these people freedom, but they themselves are slaves to corruption. A person is a slave to whatever he gives in to.
How I wish I controlled these people! Then I’d get rid of Abimelech. I would tell him, ‘Get yourself a big army and come out.’ ”